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This way girls and boys can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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85,457 notes (via mustrumridcully & possessivelaufeyson)
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
231,317 notes (via mustrumridcully & fleshprince)
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
314,503 notes (via mustrumridcully & showered-flowers)
apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and drive off
Up until 2008 it was illegal to sell or to own more than 6 sex toys (because selling and promotion was illegal, and owning too many was considered ‘promotion’). But it was overturned in spring 2008. I imagine that there was a gentle buzzing sound permeating Texas through the summer of 2008.
52,684 notes (via mustrumridcully & sexhaver)
appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes
105,757 notes (via thehornsofmischief & deadbyshawn)
i’ve realised that when i say ‘i want to go to bed i don’t mean ‘i want to go to bed’
i mean ‘i want everyone else to go to bed so that i can sit in my room without constantly worrying that someone is going to barge in and demand that i do something for them’
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