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Most of my day has been comprised of making myself into the most effective and warm human burrito possible
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
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you said you were gonna gimme my books back :P
Kinda hard to do whilst asleep, given that neither of us are thus far sleepwalkers, however, we are coming to practising archaeology tomorrow morning, so then perhaps?
YOU GUYS WERENT AT GARPS WHERE WERE YOU
We were fast asleep after a long session of bike practice for Josie- she can ride a bike now!
That was an awesome tickle fight- it’s not a proper one until someone ends up wedged between the freezing cold radiator and the bed, and can’t get up.
People see bi/pansexuals as a sexual Schrödinger’s Cat. Until you date some one, you’re neither straight nor gay and you simply exist as a weird in-between state that only exists as an idea and not a “real” sexuality. Date the same gender? GAY NOW. Date the opposite? STRAIGHT NOW. NO OTHER OPTIONS. STRAIGHT OR GAY, SAME AS ALIVE OR DEAD. YOUR SEXUALITY IS DEFINED BY CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNER. THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE, LA LA LA.
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MUTUAL CONSENT (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
CARING ABOUT EACH OTHER’S PLEASURE (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
EXPLORING EACH OTHER’S KINKS (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
SAFE SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
COMMUNICATION BEFORE SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
COMMUNICATION DURING SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
COMMUNICATION AFTER SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
HEALTHY SEX LIFE (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
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