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Josie | British | Archaeology Student | Reblogger and Feminist
Posting: Hannibal | Lewis | Bomb Girls | Cabin Pressure | Welcome To Night Vale | Simon and Garfunkel | Orange is the New Black
Aug 5 '12
horse: [snide remark]
you’ll be eyerolling on the other side of your face when you fall in love with Maximus at Eugene and Rapunzel’s wedding reception, Altivo
#WHY DO I SHIP TWO CARTOON HORSES
yeah their eyes meet across a platter of apples
Maximus is like YOU’D BETTER NOT BE STEALING THOSE APPLES I AM A LAW AND ORDER HORSE AND THOSE APPLES ARE UNDER MY PROTECTION
I CAN PROTECT THEM BEST BY EATING THEM ALL
and Altivo is like SPANISH WHINNIES
and Maximus is like I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THAT BUT IT SOUNDED EXTREMELY ROMANTIC AND SEXY SHALL WE DANCE
reblogging for horse flamenco
Tumblr people: Even when they ship horses, they make them gay.